Stupid Little Dreamer

Okay something where I was taking the bus a lot and I paid $20 every time, except I went on it now and didn’t pay anything and was like oh maybe I should pay when I leave, but I didn’t. And then I remembered I had calculated I needed to pay $20 only when I would be uploading stuff from the bus.

I was going to school to do exams. I had one exam, maybe like history, and I had a cheat sheet, so it was cool. I had another exam that was a singing exam. I had to sing one side of any album. I also had to sing another song on its own. I thought well, then me playing Rock Band the other day was technically me studying. I was walking home from the direction I usually come when I walk home. I was getting the mail when my friend showed up. I told her I had to study and went inside. I was in the kitchen, and was going to do a crossword puzzle that was in the mail. and I knew I would just see her in the backyard soon, so maybe I should go upstairs, but then I would see her floating out the window or something, so I just stayed there. Sure enough, she was in the backyard. I pointed my finger at her through the window pretending it was a gun. That didn’t work, so I went out there and pushed her down the stairs and threw her over the fence. Also, there was something to do with a bag of milk that Micky was posing on with some lady, and people criticized him for it because he wouldn’t “kiss a lady” or something.

Something about I was going to two more Monkees concerts. I had some new different Monkees t-shirts.

Something where I was inside a house I guess and someone had set something on fire, and I think it was just a test run, but then I had to knock out some glass windows with a hammer. They were very strong windows. Every time you tried to open a window, the window would be divided into like two or three or four more windows. I managed to completely break the window, but I had only a very small area to squeeze out of.

I was at work and doing something where I had a different screensaver on each monitor and was trying to decide which one was more “mellow”. Some guy came in and was telling me to go to some place and order maybe chips with ketchup, and he was saying other things, and I told him you are just saying words and they aren’t making any sense. He started harassing me and trying to take things from my purse and I was kicking him and no one was helping me, but eventually he went away. I was telling some girl the things he had said. One was “Cana vit”, which I said was like “Canada without the duh” and she said my pronunciation of vit was impressive or something. He also said “Cana” something else with a d, that was like the opposite of Cana vit, except vit meant like life/live, and so this one meant death/die. Also, there was something with a hockey team, maybe here or maybe later, and their name was Pacific Rim maybe, and the jersey was blue and the secondary colour was orange, and the font they use was like a bold sans-serif, and I was like it looks like a pizza store logo. And there was another team with a font I said looked like a foreign restaurant that was trying to look American.

I was like on some other planet with some other people. There were lots of pretty and strange flowers. We were on a scavenger hunt to find certain flowers, but I think we each had a different kind to find. There were two other groups who were doing the same thing, and they were our enemy. I think all of the teams were just girls. The other two teams were very girly and pretty, and we were more normal looking. There were a bunch of large like gray stalls, and the other teams had taken up most of them, but there was one still empty, so we took it. Someone from another team was looking over the top of our stall. One of us suggested we take our bras off or burn them or something, and the other teams were horrified by that notion.

So possibly connected, there was a giant hockey game. Boston and Toronto and some other team were playing all at the same time. I don’t remember if they did an actual game, but then they did a massive fight where like everyone was on the ice. Oh, I remember seeing a Boston player #2, and I was like who the heck is that? There was a bit where a bunch of people were fighting in an area I couldn’t see, and I thought I saw four Boston players on the ground. But then I saw the Boston players come out of that area first, so it was like they won. One of them was Marchand.

So then I’m somewhere else, and Clay from SoA is there, but I guess he was actually Ron Perlman. Anyway, he played for Boston apparently. He was on the other side of some window looking into a room and he was sitting down. I was with my dad and I told my dad they were shooting the show already, so he must be very busy. Then we saw some guy in a costume walk by in the room, and he looked like some kind of comic book villain. He had a long coat on and long fuzzy hair at the sides of his head but not the top. He had goggles. He was a brownish slightly greenish colour I think. He had big feet. Dad and I immediately recognized him apparently as a character from SoA and I was like, they’re filming here?! And then I must have woke up.

Okay um I was on a bus going to school I guess, and the bus was making weird noises, and it went up a hill and made a noise and then fell back down, and I was like oh no thinking about the cars behind us but I guess there were none or they got out of the way. I was like I’m going to be late for school, but I wasn’t.

At school I think I was in my grade eight math class room. There was some girl who got an award or something and Hayley from Modern Family was there except her name was like Miranda and she was pissed because she should have got the award.

Something where there was a tall redhead and I said she was Christina Hendricks but my mom said she wasn’t, but she looked like her. Also Pete Campbell and someone not knowing who he was or not caring and he was offended.

Oh there was some song that was like a regular song but a bunch of words were replaced with product names. There was a line like “I like staying up watching Nightmare movies” and something about seven-one-one.

Something where I’m in my backyard and Rolo turned into a white fluffy cat.

Something where I’m in a store with my brother and another one or two people. And there are other people trying to kill us or beat us in a game. The aisle have a bunch of like plastic glass um like pouches for different things. I grabbed pencils and threw them at people. There were a bunch of people at one end of the store facing us. There were two good guys over there taken hostage though. They were familiar but I don’t know who they were. I think I accidentally threw pencils at them too. I went into another aisle, and all it had were pencils with erasers on both ends. Adam came in the store at one point and he was young and wearing a snow suit and wanted one of us to take him in or something and me and the other two people were like nope, and I was like well that means my brother has to be the softie, like we all had stereotypical characters to play.

Something where I was like working at a hospital. It was very disorganized. I liked the girl who was training us though. Her phone number was Ringo-Ringo-Ringo.

There was some Corrie thing and like an old pixely game. Sylvia lives like on the street were Roy’s Rolls is, and my brother was asking what the street was called but I didn’t know. Also the butcher shop was there. That’s all I remember seeing.

Something with like I dunno, it was kind of a work thing, but not really. Um there was a guy named David and some girl and some people had to convince them to do some presentation, but they were scared. I did a presentation, and people clapped at the end, but I didn’t get off the stage. I was doing some thing where it was like I was going to be like um “oh no that was awkward” and oh well awkward things happen so we shouldn’t be afraid. But for some reason, I couldn’t say anything because maybe they just kept clapping or laughing.

Something with like my parents and brother were watching some zombie movie. There was a group of kids who were zombies. I said that must be the third one, because in the fourth one, there were a bunch of kid zombies. They said I was thinking of a different zombie series. A couple people/kids in the movie were wearing Bruins shirts.

Something with I read something about Marchand being 26 but I was like no, he’s 24. (Well, hey, he only just turned 25, so I was pretty close).

I was on the local business-y street. I was with my mom or my dad at parts I think. There was some thing going on where you went to all the different businesses and got something for free. There was one store that had tiny like black tube top shirts with like Ninja Turtles or Bruins or some other logo on it, and they were very stretchy, but I still didn’t understand how you could wear them.

Something with the zombies and there were a bunch of donuts on a table that looked more like cinnamon buns, and I said not to eat them because that’s how they became zombies in the show.

I went to a candy store, and we went up some elevator with some other people and it took us to see like the president of the company or something. He was sitting in a big chair facing away from us and turned around when we walked in. There were some people in front of us who talked to him and got his autograph. Then I went to get an autograph on some lined paper the tour guide had given me. Then he signed the same paper for my dad and brother. He signed his name as something Kerr. As I left the room, he said his last name was something else with an M. I looked at him and told him he looked familiar. He was probably a guest star on Lost or something. Actually, I’m thinking now he kind of looked like ah the news guy from Spiderman. Maybe.

Then I went back to the area with the elevators; there were about four. Some people came up in some elevators, but I didn’t get to go down. It seemed whatever elevator I stood in front of wouldn’t be used. There was some long train track with like a fake train and I went on it and rode it back to where I was, and somehow that meant I won the level. Then there was a screen in the game that showed a kind of run down place, and it said you could get I think the sixth game soon, like you’d have to go and buy it, and you could go to the bed and breakfast. Also, “Rubberene” was playing and there was some sort of like sign that looked like and orange person, but pretty featureless, like a gingerbread man, and there was a poster of Mike’s face over the head. I told my mom I won the Davy Jones game, or the Davy Jones level. And then I woke up.